“Ladies and Gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight’s top 10 list. The category: Top 10 things i would have called my truck if Ted hadn’t been a jerk and given it back.”
Paul: Oh, God!
Jamie: What?
Paul: When you- when you were away and remember, I was trying to finish the zoo film. I was working to finish it because I was iffy about that section with the possum so I was up all night. You know, the possum in, possum out. Possum in, possum out. So- and I was just cranky and I was exhausted and I was- I was missing you. So that’s when I got our tape, and I put in our tape but then I thought, I said “No.” you know. So I took out our tape and I took a nap. And that’s- that’s when the messenger guy to came to pick up the zoo film and- and- and- he was tall you know, and he’s just standing waiting and he was kind of surly. So I took the box- I shoved it in the box and I gave it to him. And now, I’m standing here and I realise, it’s funny, I’m standing here and I’ve got the box- the box to our tape, but the tape to A Day at the Zoo. Which means the Family Network has the box to A Day at the Zoo and…
Jamie: My God! How could you do that?
Paul: I know!
Jamie: God!
Paul: God! Hit me again.
Jamie: Oh, my God!2x18 - The Tape
“It was great. I didn’t want to know her lines, so until she got out of that cab, I had no idea what she was going to say to me. She came out and she was already crying and it was heartbreaking. It made acting very easy. All I had to do was react in that scene. I didn’t have to dig deep. We literally did it in one take, which was so brave of our director.” - Jason Segel
“He wanted to hear it for the first time when I said it, so I told him what the last word was. I was like, “Jason are you sure? Okay, the last word is ‘it.’” I was like, “Are you sure? We should probably do it again,” but they were like, “It’s perfect!” - Alyson Hannigan
emma: i was walking down the street yesterday in new york. a woman taps me on the shoulder, she goes “i wrote a pocketful of sunshine.” i was like “shut up.” she was like “seriously, we’re not mad. it’s awesome. we’re totally into it. i wrote the song.” and i was like “your stupid song is still stuck in my head.”
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This Looks Legit of the Day: Artūras Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, is an “avid cyclist,” and if there is one thing he hates, its people who park in his city’s bike lanes.
Solution: Crush their car with a tank. Seems reasonable! (Also, fake.)
See the mad mayor run down a Mercedes-Benz below:
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This Looks Legit of the Day: Artūras Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, is an “avid cyclist,” and if there is one thing he hates, its people who park in his city’s bike lanes.
Solution: Crush their car with a tank. Seems reasonable! (Also, fake.)
See the mad mayor run down a Mercedes-Benz below:
one day, i’m going to be breaking my fast with that amount of nuggets. =D
(Source: foodforfatties)
Harry Potter Genderswap
Gemma Arterton → Harry Potter
Rachel Hurd-Wood → Ron Weasley
Carey Mulligan → Neville Longbottom
Juno Temple → Draco Malfoy
Q: Do you think Ron and Hermione will finally get together?
